Where do you fit on the political spectrum?

I always enjoy taking those quizzes that purport to tell you something about yourself — not to find out who I am, I already know that, but to find out how few others share my views.

So, are you a Steadfast Conservative? A Solid Liberal? Some other stripe? There is a PewResearch Center quiz to fill the bill.

You’ll never guess in which pigeonhole it places me — or maybe you can.

I wonder where Petey fits in.