Trump is good for what ails you.
When you buy a bottle of Trump your enemies will flee in terror, women will find you attractive and Trump will be more presidential after he wins the presidency.
A bottle of Trump will straighten out veteran care and get things done. We will win against ISIS. Youwill see your taxes cut and see jobs come back from China and Mexico. Companies will not leave and take jobs overseas.
A bottle of Trump will make you smarter than the other fellows when it comes to foreign trade.
In a few years we will say this isthe greatest bottle of snake oil you ever bought. That’s a promise. (Pay no regard to the ingredients.)
Rinse and repeat and repeat and repeat and repeat.