Befuddled bureaucrats trying to play God with our money

“Seest thou a man wise in his own conceit? There is more hope of a fool than of him.”

Proverbs 26:12

Economist F.A. Hayek called the efforts of central planners to create a more efficient economy than the free market could: “The Fatal Conceit.”

So perhaps the efforts of federal bureaucrats to better control nature than nature can should be called: “The Futile Conceit.” They are bound and determined to play God if it costs the last shekel of our money.

Nevada may well be the laboratory or the crucible in which the futility of this experiment is proven.

Federal agencies have spent untold millions in taxes and fees extorted from land developers trying to keep the desert tortoise from becoming extinct, only to recently announce a sterilization program because there are too many in backyards. And of course the 20-year-old, 220-acre Desert Tortoise Conservation Center will close at the end of the year, when its funding runs out.

Mulitmillion-dollar minnow being “preserved” in a $4.5 million aquarium. (R-J photo)

Meanwhile, researchers admit they have no idea how many desert tortoises there were in the wild 20 years ago when they were declared “threatened” nor how many there are now or what the proper, sustainable population should be.

In 2008, when 770 desert tortoises from Fort Irwin were released into the open desert in California, the project was promptly suspended because 90 percent of the transplants were devoured by predators, mostly ravens.

Speaking of ravens, it should be noted that these same federal agencies are hell bent to preserve the greater sage grouse — by shutting down economic activity such as mining, drilling, farming and ranching — while at the same time its principle predator, the raven, is protected by a migratory bird treaty.

Then there was the plan to increase the population of wild turkeys in Great Basin National Park. The birds — with few natural predators and hunting disallowed in the park — have taken over the Lehman Caves Visitor Center, roosting in trees at the center’s entrance, befouling lawn and sidewalks with copious droppings.

“Wild” horses being preserved in pens. (Photo by Jo Mitchell)

As for wild horses, there are now more being held in holding pens around the country than in the wild, and those in the wild are so overpopulated that they are stressing the water and grazing availability.

Then there is the granddaddy of species preservation conceit, the champion of profligate expenditures: The Devil’s Hole pupfish preserve in Amargosa Valley, which were placed on the endangered species list in 1967.

Its pond is surrounded by a chain link fence topped with barbed wire, surrounded by cameras and alarms, linked by microwave to security 24 hours a day, seven days a week.

After spending millions of dollars in a futile attempt to preserve this iridescent minnow, the population has fallen to less than 100. So, sort of like the wild horses, the federal government built a $4.5 million, 100,000-gallon aquarium that mimics the temperature and all aspects of the tiny Devil’s Hole.

Like the horses, pupfish are being reserved by removal from their natural habitats.

They could more cheaply seine out a couple dozen minnows and ship them to an aquarium and let the remainder fend for themselves in what we like to call “nature,” where some species are fit enough to survive and others are not, through no fault of mankind.

Our representatives in Washington should turn off the spigot of our money being wasted on futile efforts by bureaucrats to play God.

9 comments on “Befuddled bureaucrats trying to play God with our money

  1. Athos says:

    You are quite right about the futility of central planning, Tom. All examples you’ve given are real head scratchers until you factor in 2 other elements. The “Do-Gooders” who see problems when there aren’t any, and the corrupt federal officials that see money to be stolen from the Common Weal when opportunities present themselves.

    The first are useful idiots, or children that have no problem with being “righteous” as long as someone else pays.

    The second are con artists and crooks. For an example see our own, Harry Greid.

  2. Con artists who keep their power by convincing the gullible that are doing wonderful works while really stuffing their own pockets.

    Why did that Searchlight gold mine really buy Reid’s home at that price?

  3. Rincon says:

    Their hearts are in the right place, but their efforts are an expensive fart in a hurricane, We’re fooling ourselves if we think these kinds of programs will make a difference in the long run. We either need to get at root causes or we’ll just have to take our lumps. Google Anthropocene extinction and decide if any response is required.

  4. Athos says:

    The last mass extinction was Noah. Before that was whatever happened between Genesis 1:1 and Genesis 1:2.

    Before that? Hmmm. And to think of all those pet minnows I had to flush down the toilet!

  5. Rincon says:

    Extinction? I thought Noah put two of everything on the boat.

  6. Athos says:

    But the rest of the earth was flooded. That is what you were referring to with the Anthropocene extinction, wasn’t it?

  7. Rincon says:

    You’re way off. Google it.

  8. Don Bittle says:

    Don’t forget about the incident in 2004 where the Devil’s Hole biologists left their fish traps on the edge of the pond and a flash flood knocked the traps off the spawning ledge into the cavern, trapping and killing 72 fish.

  9. Yes, now that you mention it, I do recall. Thanks.

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